The Great White Overhaul

In honor of the new year, ladies and cats, welcome to this blog's Great White Ass-Haul.

Predictions:
1. Less pounds.
2. More responsibility.
3. No more Marlboros (and less Davidoffs).
4. Less pretentions.
5. Maturity.
6. Shoes.
7. No. More. Lies.
8. More Action, Less Talk.
9. But more words.
10. Possibilities.